We’ve all seen movies that should have been over as they started. But because the script demands 90 minutes of runtime, the main characters are stupid.
Recently, an online discussion took place asking what movies could have been over in ten minutes if not for the main character’s stupidity. Here are the top responses.
The Visit
The M. Night Shyamalan film has an interesting premise, but it all comes crashing down if the main characters have any common sense, as one moviegoer puts it:
Kids: “We’re going to visit our grandparents.”
Mom: “I don’t want you to go, but if you feel like you really want to go, I’ll drive you to their house.”
Mom: “Hey, y’all ain’t my parents. I’m calling the police.”
Sleeping Beauty
One fan joked, “Honey, we should invite Maleficent to our daughter’s christening. I know she’s the Mistress of All Evil, but it’d probably end up worse for us if we don’t invite her.”
The Ring
It seems like common sense never to watch a film that kills you in seven days. Yet here we are.
Star Wars
Imagine if any Jedi not named Anakin Skywalker was chosen to be Padme’s bodyguard.
Aladdin
If Jafar paid Aladdin what was promised instead of betraying him, then Jafar would have the lamp and become an all-powerful ruler.
No Country For Old Men
If you stumble upon a crime scene with an open satchel of money, it’s generally best to avoid going back there.
School of Rock
If Dewey was ever asked to provide identification, his ruse is up.
Rent
One moviegoer says it best:
“Hey, Mom, Mark here. I’m sorry, it didn’t work out, I’m being evicted, can I go home again?”
Credits.
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
If one of Ferris’ parents took the day off to care for their “severely sick” kid, then the movie is just 90 minutes of Ferris lying in bed, suffering the consequences of his actions.
The Emperor’s New Groove
While turning Kuzco into a llama seems like a could idea, Yzma should have stuck with her original plan.
Turn Kuzco into a flea, put that flea in a box, put that box into another box, send it to herself, and SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
Jurassic Park
Can you imagine if Hammon actually spared no expense?
Instead, he skimps on security and nearly kills those visiting his park. At least people in the future would heed this warning—
Jurassic World
Oh. Well, at least they know better than to never mess with dinosaur DNA and just cut their losses—
Every Other Jurassic World Movie
Oh, come on now!
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