Early Access Review – Norse ADHD Simulator

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You play as Harbinger – the last in the Harbinger bloodline. From the moment you wake up in the game, you can do what you want when you want. There is still an underlying story, though.

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Now, as the last remaining Harbinger, it’s up to you to make people remember the history of the land.

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I started by exploring my rundown castle homestead. Upon waking up, there was just a dude standing in my bedroom. After yelling “Stranger Danger!” for a few minutes, I talked to him.

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Then, it was time to run/jump outside the walls and see what was happening there. The answer is not much because it’s all been destroyed or fallen into disrepair. This means you can rebuild and populate your village with useful buildings like a bakery.

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I spent approximately four hours running around the first area. Almost any action you can make in The Bloodline can be leveled up. Hence, my tried and tested combination of run-jumping was executed. I’m the best jumper now. I am an Olympian jumper.

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As it is in early access, there is some jank present. There’s some graphical clipping; the combat is a little bit clunky sometimes, and frequently, my character would be stuck in a climbing animation after climbing a ladder.

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Despite the glitches, The Bloodline is still incredibly fun to play, especially if you enjoy exploration/collecting. There is a lot more to explore than I thought would be available. There’s an abandoned fortress filled with goblins and loot.

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There are lots of little features that make playing more enjoyable. For example, if you pick off a deer from a distance, you don’t have to go collect the loot from it. It automatically goes into your inventory. Please don’t change this, developers; it is much nicer.

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